Identity

I watched 'snatch' a couple days ago with Garry Castle, whilst visiting him and his lovely wife in Kingston. Aside from some of the crude vulgar language (swearing that just drips with sexual vulgarities is not my thing), this is a very entertaining movie. During the opening couple of minutes of the film the characters are introduced; most with excellent nicknames. 'Doug the head', 'Frankie four fingers', 'Bullet Tooth Tony', 'Boris The Blad', etc. It got me thinking a bit; if I were a villian, what would I be called? "Dave the ......."