Madden Football

I used to love playing EA Sports Hockey, on Nintendo.
There was always a highest rated team, player, goalie, which meant that there must be a lowest rated team, player or goalie.
If you were the lowest rated player in an EA Sports game, would you write an unkind (yet hilarious) letter (to John Madden in this case) about it, questioning your rating - which in this case was 53???
Be forewarned. There are grownup words used, so cover your ears.